Happy Nude Rear, Folks!

It is that time of year that we come to a close, saying good-bye to 2014 and hello to 2015.  Yes, folks, it is time to make our New Year’s RevolUtions- so hear are just a few of mine:

If I get stressed out, I will sing my displeasure.  

I will drive by a fitness center at least once a week.

I will look hot and sexy in 2015 (in my own mind anyway).

I will stop saying,” Ooh, that feels nice” whenever the security guys frisk me at airports.

I will dance at least once a week.

I will reiterate to myself “Donuts are good for me.”

I will always “check for paper” when leaving the restroom.

I will always wear clean underwear, “just in case”.

I will separate my white clothes from my colors when I wash my clothes.

I will buy lottery tickets at different stories that might be more luckier.

I will be more ladylike and ask myself: What would Kate Middleton do?

It may be the antidepressants talking, but I’m feeling somewhat optimistic about 2015!!!  

Happy Nude Rear!