Happy Nude Rear, Folks!
It is that time of year that we come to a close, saying good-bye to 2014 and hello to 2015. Yes, folks, it is time to make our New Year’s RevolUtions- so hear are just a few of mine:
If I get stressed out, I will sing my displeasure.
I will look hot and sexy in 2015 (in my own mind anyway).
I will stop saying,” Ooh, that feels nice” whenever the security guys frisk me at airports.
I will dance at least once a week.
I will reiterate to myself “Donuts are good for me.”
I will always “check for paper” when leaving the restroom.
I will always wear clean underwear, “just in case”.
I will separate my white clothes from my colors when I wash my clothes.
I will buy lottery tickets at different stories that might be more luckier.
I will be more ladylike and ask myself: What would Kate Middleton do?
It may be the antidepressants talking, but I’m feeling somewhat optimistic about 2015!!!
Happy Nude Rear!
Posted on December 28, 2014, in My Life Over 40 and tagged Beauty, Best Friend, boyfriend, bucket list, Dads, Dating, Dreams, Eccentric, Funny, New Year, Resolutions. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.