If You Take Your Pants Off You’ll Feel Better


Life is full of ups, downs and all arounds.  Thinking of ways to soothe our soul and calm ourselves are things we are not so good at.  We would rather be stressed out, freaked out, on edge or going ninety to nothin’.  Here is a list of top ten ways to feel better:

#10  th100i24o7


Find a piece of cardboard, stand by an intersection and solicit your fellow drivers for things you want, such as candy, hugs, a date or whatever suits your fancy!



Purchase a pill organizer and load up your favorite treats, be sure to pull it out in front of your co-workers, as it will surely give them something to talk about.



Go to the local zoo or anyplace that offers train rides.  

Make sure you sit next to the person who looks like they are having the worst day and then give them something to laugh about.  

Be sure to include them in #7, #6, #5, #4 & #3



Find a group of strangers and make friends, see if you can find one who will be attached to you at the hip for some fun and shenanigans!



Pull out your camera and get creative with your new found friends!



Don’t be shy!  Get to fingering painting!  You all will enjoy basking in the glow of your new designer duds!  

Be sure to go to your local fountain to wash off, it will provide entertainment not just for you and your new friends,

but also all the innocent bystanders!



See how many people you all can get together to make a giant circle massage in your local park!  

Be sure to do this close to a patch of mud (see #3).



Quietly sneak over to a fresh patch of mud and start slingin’!  

Then get ready for some pig squeelin’, hog sloppin’, dirty fun!  

Let the games begin!

#2Get Him to the Greek


For real peace, quiet and calmness pet something furry!  

Whether it be a wall, fuzzy cat or a squishy panda, just fluff yourself all over it and make cuddles!


AND THE #1 THINGS TO DO TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL BETTER:khaleesi-take-off-your-clothes


Take Your Damn Pants Off – You’ll Feel Much Better!

About Hiding2014-2016

2016 Life is what it is and you just have to get through it. 2014 I started blogging just a short time ago, it actually feels good. I've made some new friends and soliciting feedback from others who have experienced similar life events helps me to not feel so alone. So we all have bumps in the road, we make poor decisions - we are only human. It is these life experiences who make us who we are today. There is no need to have regret, just move forward. Ok, easier said than done, because as you read my profile, sometimes I take a step forward and then two steps back.

Posted on December 20, 2016, in Astronauts, Bad Boys, Bits and pieces, Bullshit, Care, Christmas, Chuck Taylors, College, Cool Chicks, Cool girls, Divorce, Divorce Sucks, Feel better, Finger Paint, Furry, Fuzzy, Happy, Health Relationship, Healthy Relatinships, Holidays, Ice Cream, Ice Cream Cone, Liars, Lies, Love, Mate Selection, MBA, Mud, Mud Fight, My Life Over 40, Narcissist, Nice Guys, Pilots, Professional Growth for Women??? - 10 Part Series, Rebound, Relationships suck, Shattered, Shot in the butt, Smart Women, Smarty Pants, Socrates, Take your pants off, Uncategorized, What women want, WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE...., Whole again and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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