LAUGH OUT LOUD….
I was reading someone else’s blog today and found a LOT of humor. It was based on “Bad Relationships”. Here are the highlights and my commentary:
“We have all been there, fuck I have even been in some fucked up relationships with women I even liked. Sometimes we are better left as friends than trying to make a relationship work.”
HA HA, OMG! What is it about the crazy ones that are so likeable?
“If your in such a relationship you have to know in your mind when it is time to go, cut your loss’s and get the fuck out.”
Why does our mind always take so long to cut our losses and get the fuck out?
“Then sometimes we enter relationships that start off good, and everything seems to be flowing in a good direction, then it is like you hit a brick wall, and your like what the fuck just happened.”
Everything always starts out all good, just give it time… that flow turns into a typhoon… HA HA HA… OMG! Those “Oh Shit” “What the Fuck just happened moments!: You gotta love’m!
“So you let things get to what the fuck happened? How do you fix this? You talk and you talk and you talk, but things are just going from bad to fuck me.”
How many times have things gone from “bad to fuck me?”, it doesn’t even have to be a relationship… LMAO!!!
“Abuse does not have to be physical, no no no abuse comes in many different forms it is just verbal abuse knocks the fuck out of you without you seeing it coming.
How many times have you been minding your own business and your S.O. has walked it and you felt like you just got beat with a baseball bat, when if fact you had a tongue lashing that left you curled up in the fetal position? SWEET JESUS… it just gets better!!! HA HA
“It is easy to replace a dumbass , as a matter of fact you can replace a dumbass in less than a week.”
OH gawd! I love this guy!!!
“You can pretend the stupid will go away, but the truth is, once the stupid kicks in, it just loses all control, and you cannot stop it.”
I saved the BEST for last… “ONCE STUPID KICKS IT, IT JUST LOOSES ALL CONTROL AND YOU CANNOT STOP IT”, I just need to repeat this to myself everyday… ha ha ha… It is applicable to everyday life!!! HA HA HA HA!!! TEARS ARE RUNNING DOWN MY LEGS!!! Unrequited LOVE….
Posted on September 2, 2014, in My Life Over 40 and tagged Bad Love, boyfriend, Dating, Divorce, Drunk, Fathers, Funny, Girl Power, Guys, Inner Child, Journey, Life, life after 40, Love, Lover, Me, Memories, Men, Narcisstic, Over 40, over 40 and single, Real Men, Relationships, Roar, Sociopath, Spirituality, who not to date, Women. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.