Some Jokes for your Monday

You made my day!

The Fickle Heartbeat

Marriage Jokes

Happy Monday! I know this is an exciting day for everybody… getting over the weekend, getting back to work and all. Most of us are going back to another 5-day work week, whereas last week we had Memorial Day off…

So on this joyous day, I’d like to post a couple funny poems/jokes I heard over the weekend. Hopefully these bring a grin to your day!

First Love 

When your first love is living a fairy tale, your stomach aches.

When your first love is living a tragedy, your heart aches.

When your first love wants to live with you, your head aches.

Baby Grin

Marriage

No understanding? Divorced.

Bad memory? Re-married.

Poor judgement? Married.

Marriage Jokes

Don’t forget to Share if you’ve enjoyed these! If you have any other good ones, please leave them for us in the Comments below.

Thank you!

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About Hiding2014-2016

2016 Life is what it is and you just have to get through it. 2014 I started blogging just a short time ago, it actually feels good. I've made some new friends and soliciting feedback from others who have experienced similar life events helps me to not feel so alone. So we all have bumps in the road, we make poor decisions - we are only human. It is these life experiences who make us who we are today. There is no need to have regret, just move forward. Ok, easier said than done, because as you read my profile, sometimes I take a step forward and then two steps back.

Posted on June 2, 2014, in My Life Over 40. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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