THIS IS WAR!
Step Right Up! See tiny real Fleas performing! There are many who doubt in fact, that they will be amazed and entertained by real live fleas pulling chariots, riding tricycles and even fighting duels with perfectly crafted miniature swords!
Apparently the Flea Circus is in town and I did not get the announcement. I did; however, receive a little knock on my door and I politely told the representatives from the circus that I was not interested in tickets and apparently they came back when I was not home and the girls let them in to put on a show!
The circus has decided they like my little house and have been performing daily and nightly for their friends and relatives.
The girls have been complaining that these active performers have taken residence in their bed. I’ve asked them on several occasions to please pack their bags and head on to their next destination, but I have been informed that maybe I should be the one to move on.
After numerous arguments, I have given them fair warning that I intend to declare war. Today during lunch I got my arsenal together, which consists of:
Flea yard spray
Flea treatments for cats and dogs
Flea on the spot spray
Don’t you find it amazing how many products there are out there to kill fleas? Have you ever tried squish a flea between your finger – virtually impossible! I will thoroughly spray my yard – soaking it to mud. I will pull out the trumpet and officially declare war on those suckers!